I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
you guys were way drunker than both of me
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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