Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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