Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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