We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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