The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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