That's intense
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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