My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
