The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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