you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Randomize
