You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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