I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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