wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize
