I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
