carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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