come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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