Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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