google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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