u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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