All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
It's blow job season.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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