I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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