GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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