yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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