The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
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