sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Randomize