And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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