dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We left the knife in your bed.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I had to cum in my sink.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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