You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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