you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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