How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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