new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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