I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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