The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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