he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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