Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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