just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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