so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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