i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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