Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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