what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You need a sexual gate keeper
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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