seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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