Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Randomize
