Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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