kristin has been a bad kristin
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Well I just put wine in my tea
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
how drunk are you?
Several
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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