so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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