yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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