why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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