You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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