People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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