So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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