The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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