First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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