I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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