hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
If I had your ass I would rule the world
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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