Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
