I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
