I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
PANTIES FOUND
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